Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Funny Quotes 2012

Funny Quotes 2012
 Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Dave Barry

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.
Scott Adams
 I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie 

 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

 A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James 

 Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

David Letterman
 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Stupidest question of the month

 The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
Mikael Pawlo

 You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
Restroom Graffiti 

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