Funny-Quotes-2012

Funny-Quotes-2012

The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

People Create their own Drama.

I LiKe Ur BoYfRieNd

Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you. 

I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.

We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!

God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?

This fine guy opened my eyes.... Now my mind is paralyzed....

Things maybe not what they seem but its just because life is messed up

girls are so complex, they confuse themselves

i belive in angels because I am one!!

ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?

*A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!*

Don't smoke, cause it'll make you choke .

*I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!!!*

IN THE END, ONLY KINDNESS MATTERS

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!

YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur KoOl,

YoU tHiNk He ThInKs Ur HoTt, 

WeLl FrOm FrOm WhAt

He TeLlS mE, hE dOeS nOt!!!

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!

When ur X gets ova you in da blink of an eye You kno it was right to dump him and say Buh Bye!

~* BiG GuRLS DoN'T CrY ThEY GeT EvEN*~

couriosity killed the cat but the monkey gets away with murder!

***Love wasn't love till i met you*** . 

*never say forver coz forver isnt real*

*forevers wut u think and forevers what u feel*

*so if u say forever please promise that ull try* 

*but never say forever coz forever makes me cry*

Love Is Like Missing Someone When Ur Apart But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside Bcuz Ur Close In Heart

hot guys open my eyes...

smart guys open my mind... 

but only sweet guys open my <3

~YOU FALL IN LOVE ONCE, YOU FALL IN LOVE TWICE, THE LAST TIME YOU LEARN THAT BOYS AREN'T NICE~

you know im a hottie, but u know you just like my body

Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate!

*Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say*

I'm On A Mission To Get Over You....In Other Words *Mission Impossible*!!

*~* Girls cheat but we never get caught*~*

*~* I am Too Much *PRINCESS* for one boy *~*

True love are like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

If you really cared, you would leave me alone!

NO OFFICER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

Cheerleaders are angels cuz we're the only humans who can fly!

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best

Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls

**Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.

****STICKS and STONES may HURT my BONES but WORDS will NEVER harm ME~ that AIN'T true- I would GIVE all MY bones TO never HAVE heard THE words THAT took YOU away FROM me****

Its true you dont know what youve got until its gone, but its also true you dont know what youve been missing until it arrives!!!

"When one door closes, Another one opens, Sometimes We look so long at the closed door, We don't see the one that has opened..."

I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :)

"Im not a toy So Don't play w/ me!"

Winning isn't everything, But losing is nothing!

A LOVE THAT IS DENIED ONLY GROWS STRONGER!

a break up is like a broken mirror.. it is better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to fix it back together

Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!

Whoever said that money can't buy happyness, aint been shoppin at the right malls~!

You think your cool

You think your fly

You kick it wit me

And you'll touch the sky

yea there actually is an "end" in friendship

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together!

you dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking

i dont have a cow so i dont need your bull!

I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible

ur as deep as a kiddie pool

*If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?*

(name) is my godess, (name) is my queen, (name) is the prettiest princess i've ever seen...:0*

I Must Be Wishin' On Someone Else's Star, Because SHE Keeps Gettin' What I'm Wishin' For!!!

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