Monday, 7 May 2012

Quotes and Jokes of the Day

Quotes of the Day
· Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
· We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? 
· He who laughs last thinks slowest. 
· Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 
· It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. 
· Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. 
· Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. 
· I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. 
· Montana -- At least our cows are sane! 
· Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 
· Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 
7 May 2012 Quotes Funny Mode :D
Jokes of the Day
10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein
9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"
8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium
7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben"
6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards
5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops"
4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets
3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag"
2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand
1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask
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